Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Gaz's father closes down the garage leaving Gaz unemployed.

Janet gets a job, making elves, to earning herself some money.

Janet starts a sex chat line to earn more money.

Louise finally meets her real dad, but he seemed far more interested in Jonny.

Jonny raises his fist to Janet when she provokes him.

Jonny starts a farm and tries to grow his own crops to be self sufficient.

Things get personal between Janet and Donna when they both apply for the managers job at the archers.Jonny gives Gaz Corinthian after coming to the conclusion that the baby is his.

Janet starts her new job at the Archers and soon thinks of a way to entice more elderly customers into the archers meanwhile Jonny tries to help Gaz become a Dad.

Janet is on the point of losing her job as bar manager of the Archer and Jonny is accused of having homosexual-tendencies. Donna's dad is on the phone and Gaz invites Donna's 16 year old brother over to stay (not a good idea).

With the Archer now closed, the gang head off down to break into the now dilapidated pub to see what beer is left over, undeterred by the headlines of 'The Curse of the Archer'. This spoof horror episode sees all kinds of gory goings-on as the gang are trapped in the Archer, unable to escape until sunrise.